So I started reading Bridget Jones’ Diary the other day. I was excited because I thought it would be a book i’d be into, as I’ve heard of Bridget’s misadventures with food and her weight. Girl is a fan of eating and NOT exercising, so I thought we’d be soul mates. WRONG. This bitch complains that she weighs 128 pounds. Her goal weight is 119 pounds. I’m pretty sure I have never in my life weighed 119 pounds…maybe when I was a zygote. Then when I was an infant I was up to 128 pounds already. REAL TALK.
Bridget jones, you’ve shattered my dreams and broken my heart. We are no longer friends.
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